Sterlingware

Random guy: HI I'M A TOURIST FROM FLORIDA, ME AND MY WIFE AND 2 KIDS AND DOG DECIDED TO COME TO NH THIS WEEKEND, CUZ I SEE IT ON TV ALL THE TIME SO IT MUST BE AMAZING Dog: -farts- Guy: SO WE'RE CAMPING ON THE KANKAMANGUS TONIGHT, CUZ WE'VE HEARD THERE'S LOTS OF MOOSES THERE Guy's wife: YUP AND WE SET UP CAMP NEXT TO A MARSH AND SET OUT SOME HOT DOGS TO HOPEFULLY LURE THEM TO OUR CAMPSITE Moose in bushes nearby: DAMN HUMANS, THEY PARKED ASS /RIGHT/ ON MY FAVORITE PATCH OF MOSS. HONEY, PLEASE CHARGE THEM OR SOMETHING Moose's husband: BUT MY ANTLERS FELL OFF SOMEWHERE IN PINKHAM NOTCH, I'M COMPLETELY DEFENSELESS Moose: JUST TRAMPLE THEM GOD Moos